Setting: A Hospital Emergency Room. Time: Today.
Triage nurse: doctor, there's been a massive terrorist attack over at the school.
Doctor: how many can we expect?
Doctor: Was it a biological attack?
Nurse: Yes. They used ideology that induced mass American Psychosis.
Doctor: Wait, ideology is not biology. And what is American Psychosis?
Psychiatrist (pushing glasses up nose): Actually, it is a very common illness. Symptoms include terror, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, inconsistent thoughts, intense anger, intense sadness, heart failure, and death.
Doctor: How is it possible that I've never heard of this condition before? I refuse to believe it exists.
Psychiatrist (in German accent): Your belief has no impact on wheser or not eet exeests.
Doctor: Well, what's your evidence? You see, I'm a doctor. I need evidence.
Psychiatrist: I, too, am a doctor. And you'll see ze evidence when ze patients arrrrrrive. I predict zey vill be members of ze NRA, ze President of ze United States, several senators, some prrrriests and prrrrreachers, some intellectuals, and talking heads of all sorts. Plus many, many children. But ze children will be DOA.
Nurse (in tears): Lord help us.
Theorist (vague European accent, a combination of French and German): He's not going to. Zere eeez no God. Religion eezs ze opiate of ze masses. God eeeez dead. Long live Michel Foucault.
Doctor: Well, how do we treat it?
Psychiatrist: We'll need to consult with several specialists. Doctors, preachers, intellectuals, and artists.
Doctor: What about the President?
James Baldwin (crying): Fuck the president. Fuck this country. Fuck the fucking white supremacist NRA. Fuck Christianity. I love America.
Doctor: Who let that crazy black man in here?
Nurse: it looks like our first patient has arrived.